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Dummy kill

I hope Karma is real

The problem with giving gifts anonymously is that some doucheface always takes credit for it.  "Yeah, that was me!  Aren't I the shit?" so next time I'm going to give shit in a box anonymously.  I hope it goes something like this:

Friend: "I just got this giant box for my birthday."
Doucheface: "It's great, isn't it? I'm glad you like it."
Friend: "Um.. thanks for the giant dump in the box, fucknut.  Go home and die."
Doucheface: *kills self*

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Dummy kill

May 2012

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